Funny stuff my coworkers say

So our maintenance man and I were talking about the teams of soccer players that have been here lately and how their parents don't watch them. He, myself, and another coworker had to chase kids out of our exercise room and reprimand them in the halls for being noisy and rude, confiscating balls and whatnot. Anyway, he said, and I quote: "In my kingdom I would hang them upside down by their toes and pee on them." Had me rolling.